EST. 2015 ORIGIN: LITHUANIA STATUS: DEGENERATE UNIT: @poblin

POBLIN

I run a small unlicensed laboratory where video games get anatomically rearranged. Elden Ring gets a pulse. Anime games get violated. Gacha RNG gets audited.

No facecam. No 40-minute apology video. Just 396 experiments and a growing pile of collateral damage.

▶ WATCH THE DAMAGE LIVE ON TWITCH × SMOKEY CROSSOVER
// SIGNAL ACQUIRED// DO NOT FEED THE MODS

[01] TELEMETRYTHE NUMBERS
ARE REAL

Pulled from the channel. Not vibes, not rounded up — this is the actual carnage report.

Total Views
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4.56M eyeballs and still no lawyer
Subscribers
0
Small army. Loud army.
Experiments Uploaded
0
Videos, mostly cursed
Years Active
0
Since Jul 18, 2015
Current Fixation
ELDEN
RING
Health-linked runs, cardiac events, shared stats
Side Effects
ANIME + GACHA
Umineko · PERSONA 5X · Tomodachi Life · NTE

[02] TRANSMISSIONRECENT
EXPERIMENTS

Every upload is a controlled detonation. Click one — it opens in place, because we respect your tab bar.

[03] CURSE LABWHAT I DO
TO GAMES

Four research divisions. All of them ethically questionable.

A/01

Bodily
Modification

Adding organs, pulses, and 1-in-1,000 death rolls to games that were perfectly healthy. Elden Ring is the current patient.

// ELDEN RING · SCRIPT INJECTION
A/02

Anime
Containment

Forcing Umineko, PERSONA 5X and friends into configurations nobody asked for, then recording the fallout for science.

// UMINEKO · PERSONA 5X
A/03

RNG
Audits

Statistically validating your gacha luck so you have hard evidence that the game is, in fact, rigged against you personally.

// CAPSULE ROLLS · NTE
A/04

Simulation
Crimes

Building Umineko island in Tomodachi Life and letting the inhabitants develop a society. It got unhinged. We kept the footage.

// TOMODACHI LIFE

[04] LIVE FEEDTHE STREAM
ORBITS HERE

When the lab goes live, it lands on Twitch. Otherwise the embed naps and plays old broadcasts.

BROADCAST FREQUENCY

UNCUT
EXPERIMENTS

Long-form chaos, viewer suggestions and mods that should not compile. The chat is full of enablers.

OPEN TWITCH ↗

[05] OPERATORWHO IS
TYPING

Poblin avatar

I'm Poblin. I've been putting games in the blender since July 2015 — mostly RPGs, mostly anime, mostly things that break in satisfying ways.

If a game has a health bar, a stat page, or a roll animation, I will find the stupidest possible thing to do to it and film the result. Elden Ring gets heart attacks. Umineko gets DLSS. Your gacha gets audited.

No filler, no fake reactions. Just the experiment and the wreckage.